The Sherlock Holmes Bike Has Various Equipment Added Around The Bike
To Help Holmes & Watson On Their Investigations & Stake-outs.
UP-DATED: 09/04/2025
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Low Note Police Hooter:
Here you see the Starboard Side
"Low Note Police Hooter".
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Hi Note Police Hooter:
Here you see the Port Side
"Hi Note Police Hooter".
Used along with the Low Note Hooter above,
each being blown alternately
whist chasing those pesky criminals. |
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The Investigation Lighter:
The Investigation Lighter is used for
testing clue items for flammable qualities.
Often used by detectives on criminal cases.
At a guess, a WW1 / WW2
Soldiers Trench Lighter.
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Sherlock's Personal Zippo Pipe lighter:
Sherlock's Personal Zippo Pipe lighter
can be found in it's pouch
on the Port Side bikes side panel.
One of the most used tools on the bike!
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The Leanodial:
The Leanodial predicts the leanage
caused by cornering the bike.
Please do not exceed:
45 degrees starboard and 135 degrees port.
Made from a spiritual pendulum
& a Protractor from a World War 2
Russian War Ship. |
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The Bikes Guardian Angel Bell:
The tradition stems from a belief that gremlins,
or mischievous spirits cause mechanical issues
and bad luck for riders.
The bell is thought to trap these spirits within its hollow chamber and the constant ringing drives them insane, forcing them to release their hold and leave the rider alone.
It is said you must not buy one of these, but let a friend buy one for you for the protection to work.
Sherlock Got this one for Dr Watson.
He thought it apt due to the medical emblem.
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The Compasscope:
Normally used with the Futurescope
or when one is lost.
A sure way to find your way in
uncharted lands. |
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The Futurescope:
A rough way to predict the future of
your direction & travels.
You can see the future through
this device & back into the past
when you finally get there! |
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The Flintlock Pistols:
The Flintlock Pistols mounted on the tank
are used when the Widow Maker Shotgun
is mounted to the rear of the bike.
These are only used when things get serious!
Sherlock uses the left hand flintlock as
he is left handed, Dr Watson is right handed.
Other than that they make great wall ornaments!
They ain't real yah know! |
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The Tool Kit Port Hole:
The tool kit port hole is a quick view window
for Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson to view
into the tool kit in the dark.
To see into the port hole they press
the PRESS ME button
on the left hand side of the tank to light the
internal tank gas lamp! |
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The Wackemall - By Clubs-r-Us!
Only to be use on reluctant criminals
who do their best to avoid arrest!
Hover on the image to see another view! |
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Mid Port Pouch Survival Body Sheets:
This pouch contains two survival sheets to be used
when someone is hypothermic or just cold.
They can also be used to wrap around your head
to avoid being captured by Aliens!
Hover on the image to see inside! |
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The Port Rear Microscope Pouch:
The Mini Microscope can be used
for forensic analysis & the easy safe removal
of small splinters in one's finger.
Hover on the image to have a look! |
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The Prism Reflectors:
The Prism Reflectors are mounted
on both Starboard & Port sides of the bike.
They reflect light straight back to the source. |
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The Water Reservoir Tank and Tap:
The Steam Water Tank supplies
the Steam Release Valves
regulated by the Steam Release Tap. |
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The Steam Release Valves:
The Steam Release Valves feed water
to the exhausts from the Steam Water Tank
in case of over heating.
Total waste of time
but what a Steamy-punk gimmick eh!?
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The Dilemmadial:
The Dilemmadial is a device Holmes & Watson
can use for questions they cannot answer.
They ask the question then spin the dial.
The dial gives the answer so all
responsibility of the outcome is out of their hands
& down to the universe & of course the dial!
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The Air Particle Examination Module:
In fighting crime, Holmes & Watson use various
tools. This one collects air particles &
examines them for clues, particles such as
Plant Pollens, DNA & Flatulence Debris.
The Module can work out a male or female
fart from a distance of 50 foot & can tell what
has been eaten in the past two days,
from a chocolate biscuit to a dinner consisting of
Hunter's Chicken, roast potatoes & vegetables!
Plus, if used correctly, it can make a damn fine
cuppa coffee!
Hover on the image to see both sides! |
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Tank Removal Knobs:
The Tank Removal Knobs are used to help hold &
support the dummy tank whilst taking it off
for servicing and repairs to the wiring beneath.
They can also be used as coat hooks so
Holmes & Watson can warm their coats over
the hot engine on cold night stakeout!
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The Guest Tipple Optic:
The Guest Tipple Optic is for
medicinal purposes only & must only to be used
in extreme emergencies - it is from Dr Watson's
personal drinks cabinet & it all costs money!
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The Gas Pilot Light Ventilator:
The little vent to the rear left side of the tank
is a view hole to see if the gas pilot light is on
when the "Press Me" button is pressed.
When you see the pilot light is on, the gas light in the top of the tank tool kit port hole will be alight. This enables you to see into the tank tool kit
without opening the tank tool kit lid! |
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The Secret Peep Hole:
On the rear right side of the tank
there is a peep hole. To see into the peep hole
& reveal the secret, press the PRESS ME button
on the left rear of the tank to light the internal
gas lights, then look close up to the peep hole
to see the secret portrait, a framed image of
Sherlock Holmes' little sister Enola Holmes.
Hover on the image to see inside!
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The Police Emergency Lamplights:
On both sides of the bike there are small brass lamps that have blue flashing lights
when turned on.
Only to be used in emergencies or
when the music starts & all who are present
feel like a boogie to good ol'
Sherlock playing his Violin!
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Rear Left Criminal Containment Tools Pouch:
This pouch contains Thumb Cuffs
& Hand Cuffs for those awkward criminals
who try to resist arrest.
They also make a great helmet locks
for when you leave the bike parked!
Hover on the image to see inside! |
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The Rear Right Holster Pouch:
The holster pouch & lower catch cup holds
various tools i.e.
The Widow Maker Shotgun.
The Deer Stalker Seat.
The Long Copper & Brass Hunting Horn.
The Steamypunked Walking Stick.
It depends on the adventure
as to what tool is used.
That, I guess, is elementary my Dear Watson! |
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Sherlock's Violin:
Sherlock's Violin can be found
at the rear of the bike on the right-hand side.
He would be lost without it, he finds it helps
calm his thoughts & helps him detectivise.
Dr Watson can't stand it, he walks away...
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The Toilet Roll Holder:
No description needed really!
Other than to say, if caught out
please take 3 sheets per session.
Only 1 sheet when a pandemic strikes.
It is known that Loo Roll becomes very scarce
in a pandemic for some reason?
Hover on the image for a sheet! |
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The Young's Rectal Dilator Plugs:
For those insecure & nervous criminals.
Only to be used by a qualified Doctor.
When in use, stand well back! |
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1930's Real Time Clock:
This clock has a heart ticking away but must be
rewound every 24 hours.
Below it in the bottom end of the tank,
can be found Sherlock & Watson's
private drinks cabinet & playing cards.
For when time stands still
& they need a little respite.
Hover on the image to see inside! |
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"Steamy Words Of Wisdom"
By: Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The Copper Number Plate holder
The World Of Reality
Has It's Limits,
The World Of Imagination
Is Boundless! |
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The Time Portal Converter:
Sherlock's bike has a crude unpredictable
Time Place & Space converter.
This device is how he got the bike from the future,
took it back to the past, and made it his, but, unintentionally, he lost the bike to the present
day which is how I came upon it!
I can't for the life of me work out how to
send the bloody thing back!
Find out more about this in the short story
"A Moment In Time"
Find it with the SHB-MUZIC button below!
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